Several times a day
My sister was playing some kind of question game on her Kindle two rooms away and I heard her ask herself in frustration: “Who the heck lives on 221B baker street?! This is impossible!” And I am not exaggerating when I say I slammed my hands into my keyboard and:
She proceeded to yell back: “THANK YOU, NERD!”
My cat ate my Cheetos bag…
Here’s my drawing of Oli. I worked so hard, so please don’t steal it because stealing is not cool ok
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE
This is so great
LOOK AT THIS CAT
this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
Silver goes good with everything #nails #nailart #nailpolish